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Joke of the Day

"I once went down on a girl without knowing she was on her period Boy was my face red."

"PMS Jokes aren't funny. Period."

"UKIP joke A man walked into a Pakistani book shop and asked the owner if they had UKIP's new book. The shop owner said ""Fuck off, get out and stay out."" So the man replied, yep that's the one."

"On bad days I like to take a pregnancy test to remind myself that things could be much worse."

"I if I had a Gender for every... World war"

"I was peeing in the pool the other day... The lifeguard yelled at me so loudly, I nearly fell in."

"Apple launches new phone with no headphone jack, making it ideal for enjoying the free U2 album."

"Got a message from the anti virus app on my phone telling me Twitter was safe. Clearly, the app isn't reading your tweets or looking at pics"

"If you watch an Apple store get robbed, Does that make you an iWitness?"

"Did you hear about the Lord Of The Rings and Taxi Driver fanatic who had a bit of a stutter? He said to his friend, ""Jay, R, R you Tolkein to me?"""