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Joke of the Day
"PMS Jokes aren't funny. Period."
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"Why does Wally (Waldo) always wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted! I'll let myself out."
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"Today was so terrible, I thought Steven Seagal was in it."
"How do you disappoint a Redditor? [deleted]"
"Beauty and the Beast is an introvert's worst nightmare. You stay home alone miles from people and then the damn dishes start talking to you."
"Is it a coincidence that as soon as Bruce Jenner turns into a female, that she becomes a bad driver? Too soon?"
"Did you hear about the new 8bit Nazi Simulator game? It's called Eightolf Bitler."
"I wish I were Adam. For if I cracked a joke, nobody would say, ""I've heard that before."""
"*Date with a boy I dated when we went to kindergarden* *puts two big bowls of worms and mudwater on the table* Him-YUCK!!! Me-You've changed"