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Joke of the Day

"I if I had a Gender for every... World war"

"How can we make people tell the truth? ""Lets make them put one hand on a book & the other on their chest. That'll scare the shit out of em"""

"Bet you can't guess my favorite hue Hue Jackman"

"What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence? Mountin' time"

"Can I get a football meatlong? With please, cheese."

"A blind man walks into a bar... ... Then in a table, then in a chair..."

"Why did the pig walk into the kitchen? Because he felt like bacon. :P"

"Warning: Dead baby joke What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock. You can't fuck a rock."

"What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party? I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor."

"Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in."