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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems? Clowns Without Borders."

"A man walks into a cafe... splash!"

"What do you call a drug dealing church? Crystal Methodists"

"I bet black unicorns have the biggest horns."

"Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist? Because he feels for everyone."

"Maybe Offensive to jews. You have been warned.(NSFW?) Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? One doesnt scream in the oven."

"Either my daughter has pink glitter in her hair or head lice is way more fabulous than I remember."

"Did you hear about the terrorist comedian? He bombed on stage."

"I had a best friend who wore a gorilla suit everywhere... he was my prime-mate."

"21 afraid of 20 We all know why 6 was afraid of 7, but why was 21 terrified of 20? Because twenty-eight twenty-nine... (With profuse apologies.)"