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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems? Clowns Without Borders."

"I'm not saying she's a slut, but if she had as many dicks sticking out of her as she did in her, She'd be a porcupine!"

"Whenever i have a headache,i take two asprins and keep away the children,like the bottle says"

"I can't find my Camel, it's gone! It's camelflage was too good"

"I tried oscillating once. Not a fan."

"Is your name Gravity ? Cause you're attractive."

"What did one little lesbian frog say to the other? ""We really do taste like chicken!"""

"the phone in the guy's hand next to me rang, it sounded like my alarm clock, I yelled fuck and smacked it out of his hand on pure reflex"

"My Bathroom I've decided to call my bathroom the Jim instead of the John. It sounds better when I tell folks I go to the Jim every morning."

"What's the only difference between a prostitute and a bowling ball? I can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball"