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Joke of the Day

"How did Hitler become a hero? He killed Hitler."

"How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood? His hand caught on fire."

"I just got my first cold sore... My mom says: ""Welcome to the world of herpes!"""

"Got 45 minutes to kill? Watch a senior citizen put a key on a keychain."

"Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team? Because everyone who is good at running, jumping, and swimming have already made it into the U.S."

"Wake up your lover by hysterically screaming ""Are you sleeping?!?!"""

"Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs."

"The best curve on a girl is her smile... Naw just kiddin, look at dat ass."

"Should computers be made of glass? No, I don't want anybody to see my browser's history!"

"Me: Can I pet your dog? Stranger: sure M: one more time S: uh, ok M: again S: maybe you should get your own M: pet S: we have to go M: mine"