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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To complete the joke."

"Kelloggs is introducing a new Game of Thrones inspired breakfast cereal. Oberyn Crunch."

"God could've saved us a lot of time by just giving us one commandment. Thou shalt not enjoy thyself."

"Why should you use a 1 iron during a thunder storm Even god couldn't hit a one iron"

"Italian Knock knock Knock a knock - who's there - Ayatollah - Ayatollah who? - Ayatollah you already."

"Barbie sets an unrealistic ideal for young girls. Women can't be doctors."

"I once told my friend he was dead to me... I cried during the burial."

"What did everyone do after the Super Bowl was over? Watch the second half."

"Me: Your generation sits around with their noses in their phones Niece: Your generation made the guys who wrote the Macarena rich Me: ..."

"The even numbers said... The odds are against us."