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Joke of the Day
"I slept like a baby last night I shat my pants and woke up every two hours"
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"Marriage is a three ring circus... Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffer-ring"
"A guy told a story about a creeper who got too close to him in /r/minecraft. It blew up. I'll show myself out."
"Scientist next to me: My god. Reality is a simulation. Me (also a scientist): My god. I haven't fed my tamagotchi in 17 years."
"I like my Coffee how i like my women Hot."
"There is no ""g"" in paradigm. ""You're thinking of phlegm,"" she says. Well now I am."
"The jokes in this subreddit are so dark I'm surprised they haven't been shot by the police."
"I'm planning to open a Norwegian/Middle Eastern fast-food restaurant. It's called The Valhallah Snakbar."
"""Girl, your rhinestone encrusted flip phone tricked me into thinking you were a princess!"" - No one ever"
"You washed your hands? Be honest. Your hands washed each other, and you just watched like a sick freak."