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Joke of the Day
"What did one fish say to the other? Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught."
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"I hired a pizza chef as my new golf coach. One way or another the dude is gonna fix my slice."
"*getting murdered* First time? *sighs* You'll want to lacerate my abdominal aorta. *sighs, puts hand on the bottom of my ribcage* It's here."
"What happened when the communists took over the airport? The planes kept Stalin."
"What do you do when you see a space man? Park the car, man."
"Why is six afraid of seven? seven eight nine. (seven ate nine)"
"What did one dry erase marker say to the other? I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old."
"My teenage son is obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine. But I'm sure it's just a phase."
"What do you call a Mexican who has just lost his car? Carlos"
"What do you call someone with no body and a nose? Nobody knows!"