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Joke of the Day

"What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract? *No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*"

"How do they make bras for octopi? With suction cups."

"A dyslexic guy walks into a bra One of my favs"

"[pearly gates] st peter: welcome everybody- *i run up and slam dunk an imaginary ball thru his halo and then hang on it like it's the rim*"

"TIFU side down while on vacation in Australia. Oops - wrong sub..."

"It is unfair that girls mature faster than boys. Girls get their boobs at 13, and men get their boobs when they're in their 40's"

"What do you call a Kardassian on a boat? ...A sea Gul"

"Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ? It bit his neck sucked his blood and said 'Who's a pretty boy then ?'!"

"What stops rape every time? Consent."

"I told my audiophile friends I listen to MP3's I got some .flac for that."