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Joke of the Day

"What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract? *No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*"

"What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted? > simplistic 10 letters"

"There were two fish in a tank. There were two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"" How much do pirates pay for their earrings? A buccaneer."

"I accidentally spilled my bottle of rum on the floor. I was let down because I thought I'd be the one getting wasted."

"what did yoda say to a golfer May the course be with you"

"Someone told me to stop singing Wonderwall I said maybe"

"What's the richest kind of air? A millionaire."

"What's the difference between a Greyhound bus station and a lobster with tits? One's a crusty bus station; the other is a busty crustacean."

"[In Court] Does the Defense have any last words? *defense rises* DE-FENSE *Judge holds up picket fence* DE-FENSE *Jury starts The Wave*"

"The worst part about being molested as a kid is People think that you look cute, but in reality it is just afterglow"