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Joke of the Day
"I just got a socially progressive phone... It has an LGBTQWERTY keyboard"
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"These attacks in Paris were really terrible 13/11 never baguette"
"My middle finger is always ready to give you a standing ovation after you say something stupid."
"A little jewish girl was playing with an ashtray... Hitler comes in and says: ""Are you looking for someone?"""
"What do you call a snake's mother? A boa constructor."
"Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school? A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!"
"Damn apple just donated a bunch of ipads to kids in africa The only app on it was ''Where's my water''"
"Doctor: You need a new liver and we found a match. Me: When can you operate? *lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver."
"What kind of quack doctor prescribes an odd number of pills for OCD?!"
"What word starts with F, ends with UCK, and people look for it when it gets a little too hot... A firetruck... .. You dirty person you... :-)"