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Joke of the Day

"A little jewish girl was playing with an ashtray... Hitler comes in and says: ""Are you looking for someone?"""

"Company suspends sponsorship deal with Sharapova after she failed drug test To protect Volkswagen's excellent brand image. They can't affiliate with people who might have cheated."

"I opened a door for a girl, but then the crowd flow never stopped so I've been holding this door open for 3 days. Send help."

"Highways are a lot like toilets... It only takes a couple big shits to back everything up."

"What do you call Chinese jewelry? Bling blong"

"I was feeling down the other day, so I threw some bleach over my Muslim friend... I thought it'd lighten Mahmood."

"GM developing car seats which detect how wet your ass is and post the data onto your facebook page, for fun?? fuck eveory thing about this ."

"Where did the general keep his armies? In his sleevies!"

"Why are people leaving the Ukraine? I don't know but they sure are Russian."

"Speed dating? You mean pizza delivered in less than 30 mins..."