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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school? A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!"

"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? Easy, just look for the fresh prints!"

"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bar tender for a double entendre... So he gives it to her."

"For what a college education costs these days, I think most kids would just prefer to buy a helicopter."

"Look... don't end your presentation with ""Are there any questions?"" & then get all pissy when I ask if you can ride a unicycle."

"One day a wife complained ""This wall clock almost killed my mother today. It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch."" The husband grunted and replied ""The darn clock always was slow."""

"A homosexual, a pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink."

"Would you like to know the best way to avoid drama? Just stop going to plays!"

"Did you hear of the guy who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? He just could not explain it! Then it dawned on him."

"Geez, I'm so sorry...I'm not normally ticklish. (me to the nail lady I just kicked in the face during my pedicure)"