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Joke of the Day
"These attacks in Paris were really terrible 13/11 never baguette"
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"I put a bumper sticker on my car that says ""honk if I'm pretty"" Sometimes when I'm sad I go park at green lights"
"How do you sink a norwegian submarine? Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)"
"People who take tons of photos of themselves Have no selfie control"
"How do you make a woman have an orgasm? Who cares?"
"My mom was the best mom. I hope your mom spends today thinking about what she could've done to get on my mom's level."
"I will climb the highest mountain. Swim the deepest sea. I will cross the desert land. I would do anything to get the fcuk away from you."
"Pugs. Because you can't own E.T."
"My kid said he was gonna jump off the roof using a blanket as a parachute and I was like ""That won't work you idiot. Go get my umbrella""."
"What's blonde and intelligent? A golden retriever"