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Joke of the Day
"These attacks in Paris were really terrible 13/11 never baguette"
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"Deep in the black void where my heart once beat, there lies a small, glowing ember-- oh wait no that's a Cheeto."
"Why can't feminists change a light bulb? Because no matter how many you have they still can't change shit."
"Why couldn't Bach be a rapper? Because he's Baroque."
"9 yo: Hey dad, where is the rest of that ladies bikini? Me: That is actually called a G-string, son. 9: Oh, does the ""G"" stand for gross?"
"I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high She seemed surprised"
"What kind of cologne applies itself? Elon Musk"
"I am not a ride or die chick. I have questions. Where we going? Will there be food? Why do I have to die? Why didn't you like my last pic?.."
"Why did the hipster burn himself? Because he played with fire before it was cool."
""" How was your blind date ? "" "" Terrible ! He showed up in a 1935 Rolls Royce. "" "" What's so terrible about that ? "" "" He was the original owner ! """