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Joke of the Day
"What kind of quack doctor prescribes an odd number of pills for OCD?!"
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"They said I'd never overcome my addiction to Phil Collins. ♩ But take a look at me nooooow ♩"
"Seriously...if you need a sign to remind you to wash your hands after taking a shit or piss. Stay home"
"""dad mom wont tell me where babies come from"" *dad slams newspaper down* DAMN THAT WOMAN & HER SECRETS *clenches fists* WHY WONT SHE TELL US"
"Kim Kardashian is a big fan of Einstein After she discovered he invented reality tv"
"*leaning seductively, slowly dragging fingertip across countertop* Me: how much for the entire case? Donut shop clerk: ma'am, $8.99 a dozen"
"why don't black people go on cruises? Because they already fell for that shit once."
"What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other? What do we do now, Pierre?"
"What do you call a deer with a missing eye? I have no fucking eye deer."
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his arse"