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Joke of the Day
"What kind of quack doctor prescribes an odd number of pills for OCD?!"
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"Kids got jokes"
"The word 'twice' is so good they named it 'Twice'."
"Warning, offensive. Why was Hitler so concerned about getting into heaven? Because there were 6 million jews waiting for him in hell."
"People who leave voicemails are probably the same people who will wait in line to have someone bag their stuff when self-checkout is free."
"A nice way to tell someone their breath stinks, ""well I'm bored,let's go brush our teeth"" in mid convo"
"Nothing worse than talking to a person with a large amount of spit in their mouth that talks really fast. HOLY SHIT...My glasses r ruined"
"My wife wants me to make her scream in the bedroom. The 32 lego pieces & 6 upturned plugs, I've strategically placed, should do the trick."
"My wife and I used to practice safe sex. Unfortunately they won't let us back in the bank."
"I would tell a joke about sex... but none of you will get it."