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Joke of the Day

"What does Tickle Me Elmo get before he leaves the factory? Two test-tickles"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alf ! Alf who ? Alf all if you don't catch me!"

"How did the tree get on to Reddit? It just logged on..."

"I don't know how to tell people this... But I want to be a translator."

"What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus? ""Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"""

"What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAAAIIINNNNSS!!! :D"

"Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght? At a crow bar."

"Congratulations, Americans who write ""Cheers"" at the end of e-mails. You've found something even more pretentious than ""Sent from my iPhone"""

"Did you hear about the origami master who lost his job? His office went paperless."

"I found out today that French fries were weren't created in France. They were created in Greece."