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Joke of the Day

"Q: Where do pigs park their cars? A: In porking lots."

"You kids don't remember, but once there were sitcoms about something other than gay guys."

"what will i do when i have an out-of-body experience? i'll see myself out...."

"The UK Government has decided to make LSD legal as a drug for weight loss It makes sense if you think about it. It's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it..."

"Me at age 5 ""I wish I had a $1"" Me at age 10 ""I wish I had $100"" Me at age 17 ""I wish I had $1,000,000"" Me at age 26 ""I wish I had $1"""

"What do your mom and Poland have in common? a lot of countries have been inside her."

"How was copper wire first invented? Two Jews were fighting over a penny."

"reggae band i've just started playing triangle in a reggae band. i just stand there and ting."

"Today I've been cancer free for 19 years.. And it's also my 19th birthday, what a coincidence!"

"Today my girlfriend offered to finger me I was deeply touched."