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Joke of the Day

"What do your mom and Poland have in common? a lot of countries have been inside her."

"Barack Obama is planning to tighten gun purchase loopholes by executive order this week. Republicans are already planning to shoot it down."

"please sir. i beg of you. don't take away my job. i've got a tuscan kitchen & 2 full baths at home. sir. sir please. my kitchen. it's tuscan"

"What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails? Single."

"Knock Knock... ""Come in!"""

"Why don't people like talking about herpes? It's a sore subject."

"Why did the horse stumble? He was de-stable-ized."

"I went to see a theatrical piece about puns last night it was a play on words"

"What does a cannibal and a homeless man have in common? They both eat chips off the old block."

"I like my women the way I like my coffee Tied up in a burlap sack and slung over the back of Juan Valdez's mule."