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Joke of the Day
"How was copper wire first invented? Two Jews were fighting over a penny."
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"How is a gynecologist like a pizza delivery boy? They both get close enough to smell it, but if they eat it, they'll be fired."
"scarlet joe hanson sounds like an old timey boxer's name. ""weighin' in at 182 lbs, 5'9"", the ol' black widow, scarlet jooooooe hansen!"""
"Cupping? Isn't that what tween girls do to fatten their lips? #olympics2016"
"Is your refrigerator running? Because if so I'll probably vote for it."
"""Ok, hear me out. What if we gave people enough for three fries?"" -guy who invented ketchup packets"
"Did you hear about the Egyptian boatman who refused to believe his craft was sinking? He was in denial"
"I hate watching termites. They're boring."
"What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Udder Destruction. I swear this joke is funnier in person. Try it, trust me. Panty dropper for sure."
"Scared the mailman today by going to the door completely naked. Not sure what scared him more, my naked body or that I knew where he lived."