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Joke of the Day

"How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!"

"Why is it a ""12-pack"" and not a ""jury of your beers""?"

"I love Summer. Two weeks of doing absolutely f*ck all. And, once my boss gets back, I get to go on holiday as well."

"Dark humor is a lot like cancer Grown ups mainly get it but sometimes kids get it too."

"I'm writing some BSDM-themed LEGO fan-fiction. I hope to release it later as ""50 blocks of pain"""

"What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people? Dead people had lives."

"What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey !"

"My friend and I were playing 'biggest number', and for my number I simply multiplied his number by itself. I won fair and square."

"While playing the depressing part of a videogame, my close pal Xavier suddenly starts massaging my crotch I've never been so touched on an emotional level."

"Did you hear about that green and brown patterned toilet that exploded? It was a Camo-Khazi... FYI Khazi is British slang for a toilet, so now you know!"