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Joke of the Day
"what will i do when i have an out-of-body experience? i'll see myself out...."
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"TIL in 1972, the Russians attacked their own submarine off the coast of Guatemala Woops, wrong sub."
"I have the body of a 25 year old supermodel But it takes up too much space in my freezer"
"Robin Williams joke from Bicentennial Man A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, ""Make me one with everything."""
"I can't wait to die.. and see what religion was correct"
"After his failed Presidential run, Bernie Sanders decides to write a book and finally endorses Hillary Clinton. The Clinton Foundation bought 10 million copies in advance."
"How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight? Delighted."
"I am pro animal rights, but I don't get why PETA campaigns against cosmetic testing on animals. Don't animals have the right to feel sexy, too?"
"I finally figured out what flies and mosquitoes are for. They're gods way of making us slap ourselves."
"What is a whale's favorite TV show? Flukes of Hazard!"