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Joke of the Day

"The UK Government has decided to make LSD legal as a drug for weight loss It makes sense if you think about it. It's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it..."

"My son told me that I wasn't the ""boss"" of him, so I showed him a 37 slide PowerPoint to justify my management position."

"My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick Especially since his name is Steve"

"Apparently for every $1 a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents. That's not fair. Why is the man only left with 30? Credit to Bo Burnham."

"What did the two oceans say to each-other? Nothing, they just waved."

"What's the penis from Bill Gates like? Micro and soft."

"I was on a date other day when the girl said she wanted to start a long distance relationship using semaphore. Raised a couple of red flags..."

"I don't want to make a political joke It might get elected as president of the United States"

"Why do gorillas have big nostrils? ... Because they got big fingers."

"What make an ISIS joke funny? the execution"