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Joke of the Day

"Today my girlfriend offered to finger me I was deeply touched."

"I put a beaker of sodium hydroxide on a biography. It was base on a true story."

"Who was the most powerful cat in China ? Chairman Miaow !"

"Why did the girl sit on her watch? She wanted to be on time."

"How do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos."

"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd? Mick Jagger yells ""Hey! You! Get off my cloud!"" The shepherd yells ""Hey! McLeod! Get off my ewe!"""

"How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn? China probably can pop corn in one minute."

"I once knew a women who started walking five miles a day when she turned 60... . Well, she's 99 now and we have no idea where she is."

"My grandmother would roll over. My grandmother would roll over in her trench if she knew how much I spent on her funeral."

"What is a nomad? Someone who is not crazy. Nomad= No+mad."