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Joke of the Day

"Embracing mistakes.... I told my dad to embrace his mistakes. He cried. Then he hugged my sister & me."

"I wonder if Superman ever put glasses on Lois Lane's dog & she was like, ""I've never seen this dog before. Is this a new dog?"""

"Two scientists walk into a bar The first one says ""I'd like a beer"" And the second says, ""I'd like rum"" They didn't wanna get H20. They were in flint."

"What do you call a man who revives black people from the dead? A Negromancer"

"When Chuck Norris is pulled over, cops show him their IDs"

"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10? Because seven ""ate"" nine."

"""Quinoa"" sounds like something a ninja would say before kicking you."

"Today your brother-in-law will announce his plan to defeat ISIS. Happy Thanksgiving."

"...I wanted to design defensive structures for the city.... as it turns out, not my Forte."

"I just sneezed so hard that I'm now two seconds in the future."