62171
Joke of the Day
"Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? The rest are hunt'n peckers."
Next Joke
"Why are black people so tall? Because their knee grows."
"Two toilets go to a potty lol"
"I've been reading a book on North African History It's very moorish."
"I hope Death is a woman... That way, it'll never come for me..."
"""Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs"" could also describe every menu item at Olive Garden."
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket... Suddenly she realises that some asshole has her pen."
"[Produce Aisle] Sir, we're going to have to ask you to leave. *mouthful of like 20 grapes * ""That lady took one too!!"""
"DR: Are you sexually active? ME: Very DR: Eating donuts alone in your car doesn't count ME: Still yes DR: Neither do croissants ME: Then no"
"Interviewer: ""What's your greatest weakness?"" Candidate: ""Honesty."" Interviewer: ""I don't think honesty is a weakness."" Candidate: ""I don't give a fuck what you think."""