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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor I can't get to sleep. Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off."

"When thirsty you should always drink apple juice.. Because OJ will kill you."

"What do you call a fish that operates on brains? A brain sturgeon."

"Why does Trump only use a laptop computer? Because of the small keyboard."

"Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war."

"but what does Jesus do when he wants to swim"

"What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheeeeeettttt!"

"The barber asks Bernie Sanders ""what are you looking to get done today?"" ""Oh, just fuck up the top 1%."" ""Say no more..."""

"I'm hosting a benefit for people who struggle, to reach orgasm. Let me know if you can't come"

"[Religon] What's black and religous? The jews after hitler godammit how 2 spell religeone?!?!?!?!?"