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Joke of the Day
"I got pulled over for drunk driving last night. In my defense I didn't even know I was driving."
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"What's a great thing to do in Fresno? Leave."
"*looks up from phone* ...nah *looks back down*"
"I wanted to go to college to be a farmer. But, they didn't have a degree in that field."
"My neighbors loved the music so much when I turned it up, that they invited the police to listen. :)"
"[interrogation] ""How do u kno the deceased?"" I was his drug dealer. ""Louder for the tape?"" [leans in] I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs."
"Tilda Swinton is what happens when a lamp from IKEA becomes self aware."
"A blonde went to buy 2 bananas The seller told her that he didn't have change and asked if she wanted one more, the blonde responded ""Okay, i will eat one""."
"If you don't have a dog whistle, you can use two teenage girls who have not seen each other in forever."