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Joke of the Day
"Can someone please explain why I have to pay full price for Swiss Cheese"
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"Shout out to vegetarians for never having ant problems. All ant scouts find is broccoli crumbs and despair, and who wants to feed on that."
"What do pirate farmers charge for their corn? A buccaneer"
"Some people say Ketamine is just for animals... They need to get off their high horses."
"What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari? [whisper] I don't have a Ferrari."
"Do people who go to the gym to ""feel the burn"" know nothing of Mexican food?"
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Fuck her."
"I painted my PC black to make it run faster Now it doesn't work"
"Since joining twitter I've started 2 new collections .......... Dust and cobwebs !"
"Why doesn't Texas float away into the Gulf of Mexico? Because Oklahoma sucks."