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Joke of the Day
"What did the 5 dollar bill day to the 1 dollar bill? Atleast I'm not single"
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"My teacher said, ""Are you chewing gum?"" I said, ""Do I look like chewing gum to you?"""
"the best true fact about 'titanic' is that on the final night of shooting the entire crew was drugged with pcp. that's not a joke"
"""Ugh I sent so many drunk carrier pigeons last night"" -medieval millennials"
"The fact that there is even such a thing as ugly hookers tells you pretty much all you need to know about men."
"*Hunts and Kills Winnie the Pooh *Hunts and Kills Pepe Le Pew *Cooks both in stew *Serves Pooh Pew Platter"
"What is the driest soda you can buy? Baking soda."
"How does a woman show she's planning for the future? Plastic Surgery."
"Did you know that Lil Wayne's parents were murdered right in front of him? It was what inspired him to become the Batman."
"I'm trying to figure out which iPhone to buy. The black one runs faster, but the white one actually works."