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Joke of the Day
"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the clumsy thief who stole sculptures of famous people's heads? He eventually got busted."
"Deez Nutz He really has it in the bag."
"What do you call deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea."
"Man crushed by giant baseball. Witnesses say object came right out of left field."
"It's yellow, lives in a tree, and is very annoying? A Banananananana Banananananana!"
"What happened to the guy who ingested lead? It wasn't the lead that killed him, but rather the element of surprise."
"You probably solved a problem which Einstein couldn't solve because he didn't see it"
"Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus? At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus."
"What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. What else smells like blue paint? Solvent abuse rehab"