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Joke of the Day
"What I buy from a tea shop I sigh everytime."
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"What do you call someone who is not nice? Denice. (De-nice)"
"What does IRE-1 say to XBP1 mRNA? Prepare to get RIDD of your intron."
"According to the CDC, the leading cause of death in 2016 was having a career in the 80's that brought you any level of fame"
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, you'll be a mile away and he'll be barefoot."
"I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed."
"Did you hear about the hungry clock? It went back four seconds."
"When I drop my son off at school I do one arm pushups at the entrance to let the other dads know that's what's up. But they're all at work."
"If a ""cougar"" is an older woman who is into younger men, what do you call an older woman who is into younger women? a gym teacher"
"chinese name joke what do you call a drunk chinese schoolgirl? sum yung fun."