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Joke of the Day
"I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed."
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"(NAME) spent most of his university days single But it was by choice. Woman chose not to date him."
"$500 worth of condoms and lubricant were stolen overnight from a Sydney sex shop. Police described the thieves as slippery,well covered,hardened criminals."
"I'm returning this head of lettuce. It tastes awful. ""Sir, that's a loofah."" Oh. I'm returning this loofah. Someone took a bite out of it."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees? Because the p is silent."