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Joke of the Day
"What does IRE-1 say to XBP1 mRNA? Prepare to get RIDD of your intron."
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"A man asks his friend on skype.. ""Is that a condom on your hand?"" the friend replies "" no Its a fucking glove"". The man replies ""Thats exactly what i am saying""."
"What did the singers say right before they had sex? Let's duet! I am so proud for coming up with this one"
"What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke? That sounded a lot better in my head"
"Alan Rickman dies at the age of 69 That sure was a long fall"
"Woman : All men are dogs. Me : Which breed is your dad, bitch?"