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Joke of the Day
"chinese name joke what do you call a drunk chinese schoolgirl? sum yung fun."
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"What does a subatomic duck say? ""Quark!"""
"Casey Anthony Kim Kardashian's Marriage was Shorter than the line of Trick-or-Treat ers outside Casey Anthony's House"
"My Welsh mate was found dead yesterday. He died the way he would have wanted to go... He passed away peacefully in his sheep"
"My kid was saying they wanted an Omnitrix that let him change into pokemon So am like...you want to be a ditto?"