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Joke of the Day

"What's the resemblence between politics and sex? It can be in whatever position they choose, but regardless there's still just gonna be a dick going in there, and you're still getting fucked."

"How do you get Holy water? You boil the Hell out of it."

"Interesting fact about Fight Club Your text post (optional)"

"Being on twitter has made my spelling, grammar and vocabulary so much gooder."

"As I sit here naked in Hugh Jackman's hotel room, it occurs to me that I might have mixed up my bucket list with my wife's."

"I like to write all my death threat letters in Comic Sans. I find it lightens the mood."

"Why was the ocean embarrassed? Because all the fish could see his bottom."

"What's the difference between oral and anal sex? One makes your day, the other makes your hole weak."

"Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy."

"Admit it.... Sometimes you just wish you could read your crushes mind to find out how they feel about you?"