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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the hungry clock? It went back four seconds."
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"very good joke Two friends: - Hey , for my son in his new job he feels like a fish in water . - That makes? - Nothing.."
"I love the concept of karma. It means all the people I've been fucking over and mistreating must of had it coming."
"Two goldfish were in their tank... Two goldfish were in their tank. One turned to the other and said, ""You man the guns; I'll drive."""
"I have an addiction to Mexican food. But I don't like to taco bout it."
"Still waiting for the day I can illegally download groceries"
"How do you know your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood"
"I too like my women the same way as I like my coffee... Constantly berating me making me wish I was dead."
"I found a lone sock left in the laundry room and I thought to myself, ""poor sole""."
"For what a college education costs these days, I think most kids would just prefer to buy a helicopter."