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Joke of the Day

"If a ""cougar"" is an older woman who is into younger men, what do you call an older woman who is into younger women? a gym teacher"

"They shouldn't be called Alligators they should be called AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHlligators! I made this one myself."

"Orange juice factory Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory? He couldn't concentrate"

"Headed to a funeral. #yolo"

"Q. What kind of ears do pumpers have? A. Engineers."

"TIFU by making an overused joke. Reddit"

"What happened to Voldemort's face? Nobody nose."

"Whenever I go for a jog and it's raining, I like to pretend that someone killed my family and I have to get strong and avenge their death."

"What the hell Hollywood? I've never had to rub blood between my fingers to know that it's blood."

"I just farted real loud and my car alarm went off. Some guy is stealing it but I wanted you guys to know about my fart. Be right back."