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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who is not nice? Denice. (De-nice)"
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"Found a interesting submission today about how to counter-attack while fencing... Then I realized it was a riposte."
"My mom worries about me too much. We were having a phone conversation till she dropped her phone. She picks it up and asks ""are you OK?"""
"They say I have a drinking problem. All I have been trying to do is drain the liquor down the toilet. Through my body."
"Eve says to Adam "" this salad is so good"" Adam says to Eve ""That's the basket with my dirty clothes"""
"What do you call an online relationship? E-bae... I'll see myself out"
"The ghost of a dog with no tail walks into a bar after closing time.. Barman: Sorry, we don't retail spirits after hours."
"why is the bass player stuck outside? he doesn't know when to come in and can't find the right key anyway"
"People that say a watched pot never boils clearly don't understand the second law of thermodynamics or are blind."
"My friend told me this hilarious joke about Parkinson's last night But I don't want to tell it because I'm a little shaky on the details."