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Joke of the Day

"A woman recently got oak breast implants... ...this joke would probably be better if it had a punchline, wooden tit."

"Why is it called a wonderbra? Because when its opened you wonder where are the boobs"

"What do you call a chick who studies astronomy and has a big booty? Hubble butt."

"An ugly, broke, single man stood in my way So I moved the mirror"

"Gay jokes aren't funny! I mean...Come on guys!"

"Johnny got back from drug rehab... ...and they asked did he managed to quit taking drugs. He said: ""Well, on one hand a I did, but on the other one I didn't."""

"How many ants does it take to own an apartment? 10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment."

"Tonight I'm going to be naughty and tie my man to the bed. Then I'll make him watch a Golden Girls marathon while I eat the left over pizza."

"Hate when I lay out too close to the shoreline and the other beach goers team up to try to push me back in the water."

"Crabs A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, ""What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"""