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Joke of the Day
"An ugly, broke, single man stood in my way So I moved the mirror"
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"Ever have one of those dreams where you're falling and you wake up when you hit the ground? I had one of those, except I didn't wake up after I hit the ground."
"The name is Bond. James Bond. James Melvin ""Crazy Legs"" Bond."
"Those glasses really do make you look more dignified. Respectacles"
"You must hate it when people make assumptions about you."
"Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played? It was in A-minor"
"What type of matter can be both a solid and a liquid? Fecal matter It can also be plasma if you poop on the sun....can also be a gas if you fart. Also can be dinner if your hungry."
"What is Donald Trump's favourite drink? A white Russian."
"Why is Diego's slogan ""Go Diego Go"" It was the last thing his mother said before she got shot by the border patrol"
"Guy in USA:(phone) you ready? Guy in Australia: (phone) hell yeah Both:123 *each drop a piece of bread onto ground* Both: EARTH SANDWICH!"