182014
Joke of the Day
"How many ants does it take to own an apartment? 10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment."
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"Do not judge a book by its cover, unless there's a Swastika on the cover"
"Q: What do you call the Association of Blood Donors? A: The IV League."
"I found a rock yesterday which measured 1760 yards in length. Must be some kind of milestone."
"Do you know why I have airplane-mode turned on on my phone all the time? 'Cause I'm so fly"
"Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner? It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border."
"What part of a vegetable is the most difficult to eat? The roots."
"Have you been to /r/brucejennerspenis? I heard it was removed."
"I hope at my funeral someone has the foresight to bring a Ouija board so I can live tweet Hell."
"What do New York McDonald's employees and people who read Ulysses have in common? Liberal Arts Degrees."