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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chick who studies astronomy and has a big booty? Hubble butt."
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"You're so poor I saw you kicking a can across the street I asked you what you were doing you said moving."
"What do you call a corny joke? A maize zing!!!"
"""So do you want me to climb up with my bare hands or can I use some sort of climbing device?"" The latter."
"I lost my to-do list I don't know what to do"
"What's black and steals your change? Vending machines."
"Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts? Because they'll crack up anyways"
"Recently I'm having a lot of bad dates! I've to try grapes now!"
"*explosiom of light* *univrse is created* *earth forms* *plants grow* *a grape fals off a vine adn drys* evreythimg hapens for a raisin"
"I used to wonder what it'd be like to read other people's minds. Then I got a Twitter account, and I'm over it."