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Joke of the Day
"Gay jokes aren't funny! I mean...Come on guys!"
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"Virginity is like a car I kept mine until I was rear ended in a bad neighborhood"
"Do you know the story of Flap Flap The Giraffe? Flap Flap The Giraffe was walking around the savannah, when a helicopter came in to land. The giraffe looked up, and then :::flap flap::: the giraffe!"
"I went to the zoo today, and the only animal it had was a dog. It was a Shih Tzu."
"What's up with black people? They're not black... And they're not people."
"For decades now microwave designers have labored under the false assumption that people want extra features on their microwave. They don't."
"I knew a guy who was into sadism, necrophilia, and beastiality... But he gave it up cause at the end of the day, he was just beating a dead horse."
"A black guy walks into a bar. Don't worry he's still in his cell."
"Son: Dad, am I adopted? Not yet. We still haven't found anyone who wants you."
"What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster."