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Joke of the Day
"A dyslexic man walks into a bra. ... yeah that's the whole joke."
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"I am never more aware that I don't have boobs than when I'm paying for my own drink."
"An old woman ask her husband of 65 years... what would you do if I stated smoking? He quickly replies ""Slow down and use more lube."""
"October 31st, 2187: Sugar is now illegal. Parents search their kid's Halloween bags to make sure the razor blades don't have candy in them."
"I still have a lot of teen angst You wouldn't understand"
"Boy calls911 Boy calls 911. Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."
"Parallel lines have so much in common... It's a shame they'll never meet."
"How to win an argument with a woman: 1. Too late, you're already wrong."
"Love is not the number of times you kissed her, but the number of moments you were dying to kiss her."
"What do rodents do after dinner? Gopher a walk."