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"I still have a lot of teen angst You wouldn't understand"
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"My grandfather got his tongue shot off during WWII He never talked about it."
"Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race? Because the winner was a cheetah"
"90% of being a parent is shouting, ""Remember to flush the toilet."" The other 10% is flushing the toilet for everyone."
"If somebody at a party tells you they're a writer, get excited, hold up the nearest book, and ask, wide-eyed, ""DID YOU WRITE THIS?"""
"What's Macho Man Randy Savage's favourite capital city? Skopje!!"
"Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball? When they get to third base they think they've scored"
"what idiot named it jurassic world instead of parks and rex"
"When looking at the list of the best 10 Presidents of the last 150 years Obama's name really jumps off the page. Because it knows it sure as hell doesn't belong there."
"In retrospect, when you look back at your own tweets, you cannot help but think how narcissistic you sound."