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Joke of the Day
"What do rodents do after dinner? Gopher a walk."
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"What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?"
"Last weekend I went to shooting practice, when I was done I needed a ride so I called up my buddy and asked if he could pick me up, he said sure where u at Then I said, the pre school"
"Fat girls are like mopeds. They're fun to ride until your friends find out."
"What do you call a prostitute that is bad at their job? Whorrible."
"The only thing we can anticipate about Nelson Mandela's condition is that his rap discography is about to skyrocket in the charts."
"""NO NO NO NO"" - the guy who invented folding chairs watching a wrestling match"
"I guess FIFA had to pee cause they couldn't hold their Blatter anymore."
"Do you want to know a good Jewish wine? Ma, when are we going to Miami?"
"This florist doesn't even know anything about floors, and he's acting like I'm the stupid one!"