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Joke of the Day

"Love is not the number of times you kissed her, but the number of moments you were dying to kiss her."

"Why is it easier for married black men to cheat? Because their ring doesn't leave a tan line when they take it off!"

"*Now with 50 percent less fat* Me: ooooh *buys two*"

"Google in the 80s ""I'm sorry, did you mean to search for *Deaf Leopard*?"""

"I like my sheds the way I like my strip clubs... ...dark and full of hoes"

"Why did the English majors switch to Spanish? (OC) Too many persuasive esses."

"My boyfriend and I are Cherokee Indians. He stood me up at our favorite restaurant last night... But it's OK. I don't think we could have stayed anyway, we didn't have a reservation."

"I spent an hour explaining how WiFi works to my dad and my dog. The dog gets it."

"""I'll take the Batmobile. Robin, you take the--"" [Robin doing up laces] ""The Batskates, yeah I know."""

"A man walks into a bar. He goes ""I really shouldn't be walking through a building site"" and leaves."