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Joke of the Day

"October 31st, 2187: Sugar is now illegal. Parents search their kid's Halloween bags to make sure the razor blades don't have candy in them."

"You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you."

"Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween, I'm guessing it's because they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors."

"It makes me sad that in this age of computers and video games, children will never understand what it's like to be raised by television."

"Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? A: Because he was always spotted."

"Why does Barbie never get pregnant........? Because Ken came in another box"

"Bill Clinton was surprised to find his old sandwich maker is ahead 12 points in the polls."

"What do Hitler and teenage girls have in common? They both use chemicals to remove the polish."

"If a red bird has red babies, and a blue bird has blue babies, what bird has no babies? A swallow"

"What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley? Elaine"