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Joke of the Day

"What did one empty beer bottle say to the other? ""I'm drunk."""

"q: what's brown and sits on the piano, steaming ? a: Beethoven's 1st movement."

"Have you see the movie constipation? No? That's because it hasn't come out yet."

"My grandfather wanted to stay fit when he turned 60 so he decided to start running a mile a day. He's 65 now and we don't know where he is."

"What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door? Matt"

"How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side."

"What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7? They both suffered the loss of one very important port."

"The Biggest Joke Ever Team Fortress 2 competitive matchmaking."

"What do you call a comedian who couldn't make it? Pun intended."