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Joke of the Day
"Hey, which Instagram filter takes out all the insecurities?"
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"I've completed my 1st four year term as husband and have been elected to a 2nd. Let the lame duck husbandry begin."
"Thinking is bad... thinking is bad... it ruins every 3 out of 2 relationships"
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