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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door? Matt"
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"What aspect of the game do women soccer players like most? Getting that good D"
"Choose your pet name wisely because you'll be yelling it out in your neighborhood if you lose them. *uses falsetto voice* MR. SMOOCHES!!"
"What it sounds like when you pee in the woods with a shy bladder *crickets"
"If you don't pretend you're in a spaceship every time you walk through some automatic doors, you're too mature for me"
"The higher they are, the more spaced out they get What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?   ^^The ^^punchline ^^need ^^not ^^be ^^always ^^at ^^the ^^end..."
"How many millennials does it take to screw in a light bulb? 100. 1 to do it, and 99 to stand around saying the old one was better."
"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'ell if I know"
"My Aunt Mary got a job at the zoo circumcising elephants, the pay isn't great but the tips are enormous."